Disclaimer
INTERPRETATION HAPPYJ = US Guests = YOU TERMS AND CONDITIONS HAPPYJ must abide with the behaviour, intoxication and ID requirements of each bar we visit. If for any reason a guest is not admitted into a bar or removed from a bar, HAPPYJ takes no responsibility for that guest.
As a host, guest safety is essential to HAPPYJ. I confirm our crew are well trained and will use all endeavours to ensure your safety when commuting between bars. Whilst I do not foresee any problems, I advise that guests are solely responsible for their own safety throughout the course of the night.
HAPPYJ takes no responsibility whatesover on your success or failure to spoon. While HAPPYJ will encourage that guests mingle, dance, sing, ride and have fun, guests are under no obligation to go home with you. If feeling lonely HAPPYJ suggests that you work on your game or visit www.nzdating.co.nz :)
IF YOU HAVE ANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE HAPPYJ SERVICE PLEASE SEND YOUR COMPLAINT ON THE BACK OF A ONE HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL TO HAPPYJ LIMITED POBOX 69 CHRISTCHURCH

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